liftedandgiftedd:

if you didn’t leave a handprint on the booty then did you really smack it

(via dancing--with-the--devil)

"You have, somehow, successfully engineered a way to safely dispense Alchemist’s Fire via pressurized hose…"
— DM, upon the party’s gnome rolling three nat 20’s to make a flamethrower before entering the Troll Marshes

(Source: outofcontextdnd)

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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(via deanand-castiel)

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